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You Lost My Battleship!


What a day!

Today, we found out that our genius president lost an entire battleship. A carrier that was thought to be in Korean Peninsula waters was 3,000 miles away. That’s right. THREE THOUSAND, friggin’ miles away!

Gen. “Mad Dog” Mattis assured us that we were waiting for bat-shit crazy Kim-Un to test another of his impotent missiles.  President Trump has been beating his chest for two whole weeks talking about how powerful we are. Powerful bombs, powerful military. Today he showed how powerfully stupid his entire administration is.  S. Korea is depending on that strength and power and they are looking like keystone cops. OY!