Jared Kushner, secretary of EVERYTHING!
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ALERT: Y’all, we’re in a world of trouble! Jared and Ivanka are running the world!
Nepotism gone amok. Trump can’t even do that right! You’re supposed to give the jobs they can least eff up! But Jared is supposed to bring peace to the Middle East because, you know, he’s, well, Jewish(said in whispered tone because Bannon , Miller, or Gorka may be listening). 
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And really doesn’t seem either have that calming influence Ivanka keeps saying they have on Trump. He still comes out acting bat-shit crazy! I mean did anyone read the transcript from his AP interview? Rantings of a madman!
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